Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Tuesday, August 11, 2015
Howard Stern Looks Good
What the hell happened to Howard Stern? When did he turn into a girl's high school volleyball coach? The weird thing is, he kind of looks like my Aunt Dell. She had a little dog that loved to eat crayons and all of her furniture was covered in plastic but I haven't seen or heard from her since I was a kid and I'm starting to wonder now if she's been leading a double life this whole time. If you're reading this "Howard" I'm sorry about that time I threw a mango through your kitchen window.