What the hell happened to Howard Stern? When did he turn into a girl's high school volleyball coach? The weird thing is, he kind of looks like my Aunt Dell. She had a little dog that loved to eat crayons and all of her furniture was covered in plastic but I haven't seen or heard from her since I was a kid and I'm starting to wonder now if she's been leading a double life this whole time. If you're reading this "Howard" I'm sorry about that time I threw a mango through your kitchen window.
