Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Thursday, August 6, 2015
Nicolas Cage is a Family Man
A befuddled Nicolas Cage brought his son, 24 year old Weston Coppola "Darkness Exordiom" Cage along for the premier of his new political thriller The Runner. After the movie they stopped by the graveyard and had a seance, drank some blood -- it was really strawberry Kool-Aid -- while Metallica's Fade to Black played on his friend Katie "Evilash" Whitehall's older brother's portable radio but the aux cable is messed up so it only comes out of one speaker.