I'm not really sure who Nick Jonas is. I've heard the name and that's really about it. I hope he didn't break into that house. Anyway, whoever he is, he says he has a
big secret announcement to make and if I had to guess his announcement is that he's really a shaved chimpanzee. At least that's what it looks like to me. You know how you can tell? It's the ears. Always look for the ears.
