Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Friday, August 14, 2015
Nick Jonas Has Some News
I'm not really sure who Nick Jonas is. I've heard the name and that's really about it. I hope he didn't break into that house. Anyway, whoever he is, he says he has a big secret announcement to make and if I had to guess his announcement is that he's really a shaved chimpanzee. At least that's what it looks like to me. You know how you can tell? It's the ears. Always look for the ears.