Thursday, August 20, 2015

Megan Fox Wants a Divorce

Megan Fox is divorcing nerd Brian Austin Green and I say it's about time too.
Their romance has recently been plagued with issues. Though sources remain vague on the exact cause of their split, “things have been rocky."
I know what caused the split but I promised to keep quiet and not say anything didn't I Megan. Don't worry our secret is safe with me. I mean YOUR  your secret. I almost slipped up.