Tuesday, January 3, 2017

!!!!!BREAKING JENNIFER ANISTON NEWS!!!!!!


Wait a minute, what?! Jennifer Aniston is getting divorced?! I saw this when i was in line at Walgreen's. Since when? Why wasn't I notified? Jen honey listen these things happen. Let's talk about it over dinner. Nothing weird, it's just so you know I'm here for you. You don't need that Jack guy anyway he's a clown.  Here have some more wine.