it never rains in California is false. 20 inches of rain and 12 feet of snow (there's an auto start ad) have all but effectively ended the drought that I'd been, at best, only slightly aware of, that's apparently been taking place in that said U.S. state. But that's not the real story here. No. The real story is that the rains and subsequent mudslides have damaged the home of a celebrity. Mario Lopez. The even bigger story here is that Mario Lopez can afford to own a $2 million dollar home in one of America's most expensive states. How? Why? Most of the time I'm not even aware that Mario Lopez is a person, but it seems someone is handing him bags full of cash with dollar signs on them because if you mortgage a $2 million dollar home, even with a down payment of $400,000 it has a monthly mortgage of $10,323 every month. I don't know what Mario Lopez does for a living but if you ask me it must be dealing cocaine, or ecstasy. He is wearing a baseball hat backwards maybe someone should start looking into that.