There was a time in the not so distant past when
Gérard Depardieu was considered a sex symbol. It's true. And the fact of the matter is, even then he didn't look all that different from the picture you see right there. I guess women around the world are enchanted by the idea of cuddling with their very own elephant seal. I don't know man you're asking me to explain the female mind again. You may as well ask me why the sky is blue. Nobody knows.
