Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Here's More Batman News

Ben Affleck was at the Live By Night (?) Something Something, when somebody asked him about Batman, or maybe it was about his new roll as Dr. Phineas J. Stuffypants. A Harvard college professor that learns to love again when he adopts an inner-city black child. No I'm pretty sure it was about Batman because movies about Batman, super-heroes, and Star Wars are the only movies Hollywood seems to make anymore.
'We’re going to make something really special. We’re going to take the time to make it right. We’re going to do it good. We’re going to do it the right way and the fans are going to love it,' he stated.

Yes I'm sure it will be very special. A guy dresses up like a bat and fights crime. I don't know how much more you could add to that, I mean, that's the whole thing in a nutshell. Maybe he has a cool new Batcar or maybe a cool Batsaber. Or maybe Alfred the man servant is played by Clint Eastwood only this time and he calls a bunch of people racist things- which by the way I would actually go see - Or maybe Bat Girl joins him in his crusade against the forces of Dr. Strangetroll or whatever the fuck you sorry bunch of nerds want to see this time. God you people make me fucking sick.

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