Monday, December 18, 2017

Danica Patrick is Single

Race Car driver Danica Patrick ended her five year relationship with Jubell Goolihy or whatever that dumb hillbilly's name was. Apparently because there was no engagement in sight and at the age 35 I guess she's too old for that shit. Too bad dopey, hit the bricks you chump. I'm on my way Danni but I'm not as fast as he was (if you get my drift) so just sit back and relax we'll get there.