The original story (which I'm not linking) said Cindy Crawford's son Presley Gerber took a break from "his tough schedule" -- from what I don't know, probably being Cindy Crawford's son I guess -- to walk around on a beach in Miami. It also complimented him on his "model physique". I'm not sure what he models but by the looks of things he's a model for pictures of American GIs in Japanese WWII POW camps. So yeah good job. I guess I shouldn't be too hard on him he's 18 years old so his spine is still growing. Maybe when it's done he can grow some muscles too. Fuckin nerd.
