Cameron Diaz was photographed while running errands on Friday looking pretty much exactly like this lady that used to live on the corner of my street that would cut her lawn with scissors. They eventually committed her to a state facility and - shocker of shockers - she was a hoarder too and her house was declared unfit for human habitation, taken away, sold and rebuilt after being pretty much gutted to nothing but a shell. Enjoy your Jell-O pudding cups Cameron.
