Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Monday, February 5, 2018
Cardi B is Still Famous for a While
Cardi B was at the Maxim Super Bowl party with her boyfriend that is evidently named Offset of Migos(?) Whatever you say chief. If you say that's your name, who am I to argue? Is that your space outfit you're wearing? I like the way his "Super Fly Pimp Jacket" goes with his gym shoes. You can't stop looking at his shoes now can you. That's the plan you know, he'll distract us with his shoes while the rest of his invading army makes their way from the Planet Migos to take over our oxygen rich world. You'll never take me alive to work in your tobacco fields, evil space invaders.