Selena Gomez went to a birthday party on Saturday. It wasn't mentioned who the party was for but I imagine it was Mr. Bear's birthday and Selena Gomez got together with her friends to dress like princesses and have a tea party with their dollies and Megan's dad. Until, that is, MacKenzy's dumb little brother threw worms onto Mr. Elephant and ruin the whole thing so we had to go outside and play jump rope. Boys are so stupid.