Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Wednesday, February 21, 2018
Holy Crap it's Ashley Greene
Ashley Greene was in Twilight? The movies? I mean, holy shit why didn't somebody tell me. She looks like a runaway from the movie Foxes or something. A movie that was pivotal during my "development stage" But seriously have you ever really seen her? Because I sure haven't. I may have even written about her before but who can know for sure. I'm an untamed rebel and do what I want. Sort of like Ashley. Besides, I'd think I'd remember that but who knows. Okay let's all settle down, I need to get it together. Sorry ladies I don't want to break your hearts but if it's okay with my mom, Ashley and me are getting married.