Thursday, February 8, 2018

Jennifer Aniston has Class

Jennifer Aniston showed off her house in Architectural Digest and holy crap that place is nice. It's like a damn museum. It was at this moment that I knew she was way, WAY out of my league. And I thought she was out of my league before.  Like I'm on Earth and she's in a different galaxy. Hell, I'm sitting on two old tires as I write this. I'd be afraid to even walk through the door of that place. Oh well. maybe she'll invite me over some day anyway. You know, to sweep her driveway or take out the garbage or whatever.