I admit I screen capped this picture of Avril Lavigne, Olivia Culpo (?) and some other woman who's name I didn't catch at some UNICEF costume party because I didn't feel like right-clicking-save-as and all that bullshit. Especially since all I wanted to do was say "Hi Avril Lavigne. How are you?" I don't know if she's dressed up as some future sex robot or what, but whatever it is, it works for me. And the hair? Don't even get me started. And Avril being 35 now once again proves my theory that women look better after 30. Men don't though. After 30 most men (not me) look like The Pillsbury Dough Boy if he could wear t-shirts of bands he never saw. Anyway I have to go. Listen Avril, give me a call. We can discuss the future over a few drinks etc. I don't even care that you always have a look on your face like you would get lost in a large hotel bathroom.
