Natalie Portman was all smiles and aaaallll legs as she went into the Good Morning America studios to be interviewed with John "Giant Wiener" Hamm about their new movie probably no one will go see. I very seldom see people talk about how attractive she is, and I wonder why. Because she is. That's why I wrote this. Listen Chief, I'm here to mostly talk about girls and high heels and if you want in-depth reporting about substantive issues go look somewhere else, it's a big internet.
