Elsa Pataky was at the beach (losers cut out of the photo) for a swimwear photo shoot. I hope her new "Beach Sweaters" sell like hot cakes. She's so attractive it's almost hard to describe. You can't even look directly at her, it's unbelievable. She's like a Nazi Perfect Woman experiment that escaped from the lab. Not that I'm attracted to Nazis. Not usually anyway, but I mean c'mon man.
