Tuesday, October 22, 2019

Remember Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan went out Saturday night in her Halloween costume. I assume she's dressed up as the surprisingly attractive, chain smoking, tipsy, drunk regular at the skeevy bowling alley dive-bar you only went in to by chance. You know the type. You buy them a couple drinks and before you know it, you're in the darkest corner of the parking lot you can find... "What's your name again? Yeah sure I'll be back next Saturday". Oh apparently she has some new music. Good for her, I hope it all works out. Unfortunately for her I didn't remember Lindsay Lohan was even still alive seven minutes ago so I wouldn't hope for too much music-wise.