Wednesday, February 2, 2022

Heidi Klum is Very Heidi Klum


 Heidi Klum showed up to the premier of "Moonfall" dressed exactly how I'd beg her to dress. Like, all the time. This happened on Monday. Don't these people ever get tired? She didn't just decide to go to a movie. She got all dressed up and did her make up etc etc. This was an "event". Such as it is, because let's face it, you'll never see this movie. And Heidi Klum looks better right now than she did in the 90s. How is that even possible? Maybe this was some kind of genetics experiment. Isn't she German? Maybe someone should look into this if you know what I'm getting at.