Today I learned of the existence of somebody named "Mabel". She's a "pop" star and most likely a personality free, empty vessel of a human being so I'm hoping I'll never hear about her again. And with any luck I won't. I don't remember what the original story was about but she's a 20 something woman in England, so it was probably about her getting shitface wasted and urinating in the street in Humbly Hills Bar District or where the fuck these people live.
