Brian Austin Green took his hillbilly girlfriend to the beach. I didn't catch her name but if it isn't Mckayla I'll eat my hat. And if you think I say "hillbilly girlfriend" like its a bad thing then you don't know me. Like at all.
I don't even remember at this point who Brian Austin Green is. I thought he was on Jackass or something but that doesn't seem right. He was probably on some CW show that teenage girls watch that influences them to have sex in elevators or cast spells on ex-boyfriends or whatever they do on those things.
