Elizabeth Hurley was escorted to Joan Collins 88th birthday party last Thursday by her creepy son Damian. What I honestly do not understand, is why a 56 year old woman that looks like this in an evening gown is single. I'm not kidding, I'm being 100% serious. She hasn't come out as being gay, at least as far as I know. And believe me, if Elizabeth Hurley had become a lesbian I'd know. I'd know it like Obi-Wan Kenobi sensed when Alderaan was blown up. She's been married and has at least one child. But still, I suppose that happens too. Still her sister is older than her and
she's still single too. So maybe they're both loony like
Baby Jane and Blanche Hudson. I could posit theories all day long as to why this is.
Based strictly on the shallowest metric- looks - she's a 10 time gold medal winner and then some. Some men - most men - will put up with A LOT even for a while, if the woman is good looking enough.
It can't be ageism, MILF porn is one of the most popular porn categories that exists. And trust me, there are a lot of porn categories, and as a man, I can tell you, she more than qualifies. I keep hoping she's just some gigantic swinger that wants to remain single and she's keeping it under wraps until I get the invitation to one of her parties. You get that Elizabeth? I'm waiting. And yes I will put up with a lot. A LOT.
