Eva Longoria went to the beach with her "husband" Joe and her five year old kid Santiago. This happened somewhere in the Mediterranean but I was mostly looking for a reason to write about Eva Longoria in a bikini so I didn't check where.
It does seem to me to be a weird place to go on vacation in the Summer, like I would think you'd want to go somewhere cooler like a forest or the mountains of Northern California... maybe hunt for Bigfoot or something but you people are boring and insist on going to beaches that are literally covered in dirt and full of disgusting overweight strangers for some bizarre reason.
Don't worry Eva you can still wear a bikini for me in the woods. In fact I'd probably like that better
