Lori Harvey was on a yacht with her baby daddy, rapper Li'l Prison Gun or whatever the fuck his name is. YAWN. I don't even know if he's a rapper but then who isn't these days.
I'm shocked that I've written about her before.
I have to be honest, I get sick of writing about these assholes that have this weird fantasy that they're constantly walking around in a James Bond movie with their luxury cars, and suits, fancy watches and helicopters, like they're going to jet off to Monaco and play high stakes baccarat in a classy room while ordering martinis made with Hennessy somewhere. This is what I thought rich people did when I was 12 years old, yet here they are in their 20s and 30s thinking everybody walks around in a casino wearing a tuxedo instead of a track suit, sweat pants, an "I ate the whole thing" t-shirt and crocs. I really have to start writing about other things.
Anyway, she's rich only because her father has been on TV since the 1980s and offers the world little more than looking good in a bikini. But you have to admit he does that pretty good.
