Wednesday, July 17, 2024

Sami Sheen is Famous Now

Sami Sheen continues her march to fame and glory by going on vacation in Italy. She rented the old President's Mansion which means it has a flushing toilet and a fan in the window.  Sorry, but I'm sick of pretending the rest of the world is as good as the United States of America - or even Britain - when it clearly isn't. Other places may look pretty but that's all down to geography and the way the planet was formed, 4 billion years ago, not because they offer anything else to the world.  What was the last thing you bought from Italy? Marble based furniture? Spaghetti?

No one moves to Italy to start a new life except people that can buy a fully refurbished 32 room chateau with a helipad and around the clock security, and criminals on the run from the law that want to disappear into some weird mountain village that still thinks it's the 1950s. 

Good luck Sami Sheen but I'm done writing about you