Showing posts with label Katie Holmes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Katie Holmes. Show all posts

Monday, January 11, 2021

Katie Holmes is the Hero We Need


 Katie Holmes walked around with her new boyfriend, "Wacky" Jeff Halloway. I'm kidding I have no idea what his name is. I saw what his name was, and then promptly forgot it. I wasn't going to write about Katie Holmes anymore but what, with the Civil War ramping up there isn't much else to talk about. 

 So here they are going for a pretend walk while wearing masks to have their picture taken. How do I know that was the purpose of this walk? Because if you look, no one else is wearing a mask, plus they're outside,  so they want you to know they're "doing their part" to "slow the spread". There were other pictures but this is the one I used to illustrate that purpose. If you have a better choice let me know what it is. Maybe you could be my photo editor. Anyway, It's called "virtue signaling", and it gives people a warm and fuzzy feeling about them, and let's other's know they believe what they believe. That's my theory anyway but I don't think too many people think about Katie Holmes much anymore no matter what, I'm just being honest. 

 By the way, if your boyfriend owns a pea coat, break up with him immediately.  ..

Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Katie Holmes Likes Metallica

Katie Holmes ran some errands in her Metallica t-shirt and pants so tight they made her ass disappear. Or maybe her ass escaped when it found out about her shitty taste in music. Run little one, run fast and far.