Damian Hurley has no Real Life

 Damian Hurley shared what they called a "sultry snap". This is Elizabeth Hurley's son, by the way. Here he is taking pictures of himself, by himself in the middle of an empty background, completely devoid of friends, family, reason, or meaning. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree I guess, both of them all alone in the Void. What a sad pair these two are. 

Someone should make this kid dig ditches for a few months this summer, or work as a tire changer or something, just so he knows what work is. Maybe get a few callouses somewhere in case he falls down picking flowers for his new crown or whatever it is he does. Flake.

Happy 40th Birthday Paris Hilton

 Paris Hilton is a multimillionaire that turns 40 years old on February 17 and she's still doing this. Doesn't she feel ridiculous? If not, why not? Psychopath

Breaking Alessandra Ambrosio News

 Alessandra Ambrosio was in the "news" again, for doing this. Again. It's only been a couple of days since the last time she did this, people aren't waiting on the edge of their seats for this, are they? I hope not because if they are, that's pathetic and way, way worse than making a living by having your picture taken on a balcony. At least she's getting money for this. Somehow. I assume. Whatever, if this is what you want to use to fill the void in your life who am I to argue. I do nothing but look at pictures of motorcycles, and girls disco dancing so I guess I'm really no better