Lady Gaga Goes to a Party

Lady Gaga wore a velvet gown to Tony Bennett's 90th birthday party. I guess my invitation must've been lost in the mail which is probably a good thing because that's exactly what I was going to wear. I wish she'd make up her mind. Is she a freaky, kooky, eccentric mid/late 70's New York Club Kid, a la Grace Jones? Or is she an old school Hollywood glamour doll. Not that it matters all that much to me. Like most people, even when she was at the top of the charts I only sort of noticed her anyway. By the way, there were like 10 pictures to choose from but she had the same exact facial expression in each one so I didn't think it mattered.

Christina Ricci is Flapping

Christina Ricci was spotted in full costume for her latest direct to the internet movie "Z: The Begging of Everything" . Oooor maybe she was on her way to buy tickets for a six month summer ocean voyage on the Mediterranean on the SS Teddy Roosevelt. Who can ever tell with her she's a weirdo.


!UPDATE! This is the new worst thing I've ever written. But I wrote it so here it is. It's not like I'm just going to delete ready made content.

Mama June is into Fitness Now

Mama Joon or June or however it's spelled of "Honey Boo Boo" fame (?) wowed people across the world with a shocking weight loss selfie. Holy shit she lost 150 pounds and she's still fat?! Jesus Christ.  What did they do, wheel her to the weight loss clinic on a fork lift? But according to the blind people that clicked on the original link and bothered to comment, apparently she's like a rail now so I hope she's being careful. Losing too much weight can cause organ failure which would eventually lead to death so be careful Mama Jones weight loss is a journey with the ultimate goal of being happy with yourself and blah blah blah I have no idea why anyone still cares about these people. 

Ferne McCann Stands There

This is Ferne McCann. She's some British reality show moron and I'm only writing this to let you know that she had an affair (allegedly) with Russel Brand. So not only did she let Russel Brand see her naked, she had to see Russel Brand naked. Whatever, I don't care who, or what you have sex with or what your reasons are, just keep it to yourself. Especially if it's Russel Brand. Or my neighbor Eric. God, don't you hate that guy?

Shannen Doherty has Cancer

I didn't know Shannen Doherty has cancer. That's fucking awful.

Tim McGraw Fell

Tim McGraw fell while performing his hit song "Tim McGraw and the Country Jamboree". No one cares. 

Denise Richards Loves the Water

Remember Denise Richards? She used to be married to Charlie Sheen, and she was in that one movie "Wild Things" 20 years ago. Shit that was 20 years ago? I also know she used to live somewhere near me but I never saw her so that could be nothing but a filthy lie. Sadly, things haven't really worked out for her though because now she's that skeleton that guards the treasure chest at the bottom of the sea. Somebody needs to do it.