Lady Gaga wore a velvet gown to Tony Bennett's 90th birthday party. I guess my invitation must've been lost in the mail which is probably a good thing because that's exactly what I was going to wear. I wish she'd make up her mind. Is she a freaky, kooky, eccentric mid/late 70's New York Club Kid, a la Grace Jones? Or is she an old school Hollywood glamour doll. Not that it matters all that much to me. Like most people, even when she was at the top of the charts I only sort of noticed her anyway. By the way, there were like 10 pictures to choose from but she had the same exact facial expression in each one so I didn't think it mattered.