This is Ferne McCann. She's some British reality show moron and I'm only writing this to let you know that she had an affair (allegedly) with Russel Brand. So not only did she let Russel Brand see her naked, she had to see Russel Brand naked. Whatever, I don't care who, or what you have sex with or what your reasons are, just keep it to yourself. Especially if it's Russel Brand. Or my neighbor Eric. God, don't you hate that guy?
