Kid Rock Wears Clothes

Say what you want about Kid Rock but you have to admit that's a pretty cool outfit.

Jennifer Aniston is a Private Dick

Jennifer Aniston finally joined the 1981 version of Charlie's Angels. I wonder what sexy adventure she'll have first. Does it involve a remarkably handsome blogger? We'll just have to wait and see I guess. By the way, she's in a lot of movies with Jason Bateman isn't she? If I was Justin Tibedoux or whatever her husband's name is, I'd start asking some questions. I'm not trying to start any problems, it's just something I've noticed. Haven't you noticed that Jackson?

David Beckham Needs an Exit

David Beckham always looks like he's lost and he's trying to read exit signs on the opposite side of the freeway.

Jonah Hill Thinks Pink

Jonah Hill showed off his new look over the weekend. I'm not really sure what it's called but maybe they could name it "The Keep Him Away From Your Kids" look.

Olivia Somebody is Wholesome

One of the Olivias wore her grandmother's sewing room table cloth to the "Office Christmas Party" premier. I'm not sure where this happened because I want to see this movie like I want to accidentally kick my coffee table in the dark

Mila and Austin Kutcher Had a Baby

Noted celebrity halfwits Mila Kunis and Justin Kutcher have revealed the name of their newborn baby. It's Dimitri. That's right Dimitri. I guess they hope he'll grow up to be the leader of the Russian mafia. And I just realized I called him Justin instead of Ashton but seriously, what difference does it make.

Jasmine Tookes is a Master Criminal

Jasmine Tookes is the latest Victoria's Secret "Angel" chosen to wear their $3 million dollar bra. I'd say they must really trust her to not put it on under her jacket and secretly run off with it but, judging by the look on her face in that picture, I'd say the only thing keeping her upright is her brain stem so that thing ain't going anywhere.