LOOK AT LENA DUNHAM LOOK AT HER

Here's what Lena Dunham decided to post today. If I had to see it so do you.

What the Fuck?

Look at this freak show

Some Lady Talks About Her Boobs

Know who Shannon Beador is? How about Jeff Miller? Sorry I meant Jeff Lewis. She was on The Jeff Lewis-Miller Show (?) talking about getting a boob job after she divorced her husband who's name I couldn't find. Why is this news? Why did I further perpetuate this story even a tiny bit? Want to know why you nosy asshole? Here's a small list of the people I could have written about this morning...

Kim Kardashian
One of the Jenner girls. I think there's more than one. Kylie and Jennifer?
Amarosa Sigwault Malone or whatever the fuck her name is
Betheny Frankel (again)
Some other no named dope

These are the people that are constantly in all the celebrity rags. Every day. No matter how pointless the story and you know why? Because stupid people click on these stories constantly, I can think of no other reason. That's why. Think you could do better? Click here. Give it a shot and send me the link.

Aretha Franklin is Sick

Aretha Franklin Death Watch: Day 2.

Russell Brand is a Yogi

 "Comedian" Russell Brand is pretending he does yoga now. Why? My guess would be he thought it would get him some free pickinic baskets.

  It looks a little crazy this, but it’s just me with a blanket wrapped round me like a footballer in a changing room. 

 ‘You might think “Russell, you’re a mad man with a feather round your neck wrapped in a towel.”’

 No one thinks that . Until I read this I didn't even remember you were still around. And I've actually written about him before this. It's so weird how someone in England could be so famous they couldn't even go to dinner, or run to the store in peace and have a mansion and a Ferrari, and yet mention their name here in America and everyone goes "Who? Oh yeah, that guy from that one scene in that movie". Whatever, I don't make the rules.

Bebe Rexha is Somebody

Bebe Rexha was at The Teen Choice Awards showing off her Kylie Jenner Halloween costume. Don't worry I had to Google her too. I might write about The Teen Choice Awards freak show today I'll see how aggravated I am when I get home later.

Leonardo is Stylin'

!!!!!UPDATE!!!!! I wrote this yesterday and forgot to post it so here it is.

The story I swiped this picture from wasn't really about much of anything as usual. I skimmed through it and it talked about Leonardo DiCaprio's new 21 year old girlfriend (here's her Instagram in case you need to see yet another vapid idiot's selfies) and how he was in Italy and it wasn't at all about him wearing his new jeans and gym shoes on his first day back at school like I originally thought.