Jennifler Love Hewitt Does Stuff

Jennifer Love Hewitt was at a party somewhere but I closed the tab again before I found out where. I can honestly say I would have definitely suggested a different dress, one without a pattern.  Or at the very least not those chunky black heels. They aren't helping if you know what I mean.

Rosanna Arquette Wants Attention

Rosanna Arquette managed to shoehorn her way back into the public eye with the asinine tweet in the picture but I'm not linking her Twitter account because it'll only encourage her. Boy, she must really have a screw loose somewhere. Did you know that terrible 80's song Rosanna by the even more terrible 80's band Toto is about her? At least I think it is. I'm pretty sure I heard that somewhere. I'll link it here if you want to watch it, I don't know why you'd want to do that but it's your life and I can't live it for you. Buckle up though, it's almost six minutes long. Two minutes longer than Rosanna Arquette's entire career.

Stupid Ass Walks Into a Lamp Post

Some drunken dimwit named Chloe Ferry walked into a lamp post because she's an addled, sub-moron and should probably be euthanized. She's on a show called "Idiots-A-Poppin" or something in the UK and I guess I didn't realize my friends in the UK- who I thought I knew, and respected - were smarter than this. But no I guess they aren't because the television show she's on, "Geordie Shore" is seemingly sort of popular? It must be because it's always in all the celebrity rags. Seriously, this makes me want to vomit. I'm linking a Wikipedia article that describes the show as opposed to it's official page because I'm not even going to look at it. If you watch this garbage, you need help. And don't give me any of that, "sometimes it's good to turn off your brain blahblahblah" because I have some news for you, if you enjoy this, your brain is already permanently off.

Tick Tock Camila Cabello

Camila Cabello was at the "Variety Power of Young Hollywood" event and I'd like to remind her that this is going to be a very, very short ride, so she should be ready for that. Under ideal circumstances you have five or six years at the top of the entertainment heap. The Daily Mail stopped writing about you every day for a couple months and I forgot you existed. Remember that "Call Me Maybe" woman? I bet not. And I was hearing that song in my fucking sleep. Here, wait, I'll use Taylor Swift as an example. She's already almost a has been. This story is already a year and a half old. Do you think things have turned around? And everyone under the age of 40 knows her name. Yours? Not so much. So enjoy the ride and make sure you keep an eye on your bank accounts. People a lot more famous than you have really been taken to the cleaners. And there's an old saying in Hollywood. Here today, gone later today".  So have fun with all your "young power". While you still have it.

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I can slowly but surely feel myself getting unnecessarily mean so I think I'll take a day or two off. It's not as much fun when I'm like that.

Jennie Garth Looks Different

Jennie Garth and some other lady were at the Peach Pit pop up event? What is that. I woke up one day and the whole world had gone crazy overnight. I'm not sure what is happening anywhere anymore. Anyway, I wrote this to say I thought Jennie Garth was the only person worth watching on Beverly Hills 90210. I used to see her in the commercials and I'd say, "Wow she's hot I should watch this". But I never did. She's older now though and looks basically like a MILF porn star.  I mean it's weird she doesn't look older, she looks like a totally different person.  Man she's attractive. Is everyone sure the original Jennie Garth isn't locked in a cell somewhere and they send out this MILF porn star in her place to these functions? I'll look into this further. DON'T WORRY ORIGINAL JENNIE I'M GOING TO FIND YOU. I expect to be handsomely rewarded though. By MILF porn star Jennie not the Jennie I rescue.

Tactlessness on Twitter

I don't think Neil DeGrasse Tyson should apologize at all. In fact, I think he should keep talking. People on the internet love to blather endlessly about "science" and "facts" like they're walking around in lab coats carrying beakers and safety goggles in their pockets 24 hours a day,  until they see science and facts they don't like, delivered by people they may or may not agree with.  Maybe he - or more likely whatever intern is in charge of his Twitter account - was a bit clumsy in their delivery but 50 - FIFTY - people were shot in Chicago just this past weekend with at least seven killed, and so far, I haven't heard a peep out of anyone about that. Why is that?