Suns Out Guns Out

 Chris Hemsworth took a break from filming "Batman Savior of Wolverine's Homeland 3" to hang out with his family at home. They probably put a lot of shrimps on the barbie and had bar fights or something. He's wearing that specific shirt because it's less to take off later when he goes to the beach and pretends to do yoga.

Elizabeth Hurley Goes to the Beach

 Look it's nine degrees outside right now where I live. Nine. So if there's a new story about Elizabeth Hurley on a warm and sunny beach in a bikini somewhere, I'll write about it okay? Listen, I don't ask for a lot just give me this one thing, okay?

All Eyes are on Jennifer Lawrence

 Jennifer Lawrence got hit in the eye with broken glass while filming a scene for whatever movie she's going to be in. That's really awful. I make fun of these people but I don't want anything really bad to happen to them. They're really just people with weird jobs that I'm kind of jealous of that are easy to tease.

I hope her face isn't damaged that could end her career. That sounds horrible to say but it's true, and the truth doesn't care whether you like it or not. And I've been hit in the eye with shit, and I can tell you, it is not fun. I've broken bones, teeth etc., but man, leave my eyes alone, it's torture. A woman commited suicide over eye pain after a surgical procedure. It's no joke. 

So this is one of those times I feel really bad for her. Hang tough and maybe they'll give you a cool eye patch like a pirate. I had to wear one of those stupid gauze ones.

Salma Hayek is Huge

 Salma Hayek is producing a show called "A Boob's Life" 

The 54-year-old actress has signed on to develop an adaptation of Leslie Lehr's book A Boob' Life as a TV series for HBO Max, according to Deadline.

Hayek will produce through her Ventanarosa Productions company, which has a first-look deal with HBO Max.

 The series will be a half-hour comedy following a 40-year-old woman named Leslie, whose life is upended when her breasts start talking to her.

Salma Hayek's boobs definitely talk to me so I  think this is a good fit for her. She went on to say..

'In A Boob’s Life, we use breasts as a metaphor for the constant judgement women are submitted to, creating a collective sensation that no matter what we do we are never enough,' she added.

'In this show, we give the breast a voice that takes us through the life of a woman from a unique perspective that often we don’t dare to see,' Hayek concluded.

Oh. Okay. Wow. That sounds super fun. I should make sure I pick up my hair shirt from the cleaners in time to see the premier.  I can wear it while I kneel on some pebbles while I watch it, maybe I wouldn't be a bad person then. Okay well, thanks for ruining this for me Salma. Have fun making your television show. Maybe when you're done with this you can come over and yell at me for that one time I went to a strip club yesterday

Jennifer Lawrence Doesn't Have a Twin

 I saw this picture of Jennifer Lawrence on the set of her new movie, "You Probably Won't See This" and I immediately thought "Wow! She looks like Rebecca De Mornay" and so I looked up some pictures of Rebecca De Mornay and quickly realized, "No. No she doesn't at all". Sorry Jennifer, I'm not in charge of what people look like.

Justin Timberlake Hates Denim

 Buster Timberlake says the internet won't let him forget that time he and Britney Spears wore denim outfits to the American Music Awards in 2001...

'I confess that there was maybe a period in the ’90s where I could skip over some of the outfits that were public, but the internet will never.'  

Denim on denim on denim on denim that will never be forgotten,' John (Legend) chimed in, as Justin responded: 'Thanks, John. Uh, no, the internet won't allow me to forget them. So it's all good.'

 Who fucking cares, Britney looked GREAT, what else matters. I can't even find the picture of the two of them together anymore. Is Rusty Timberlake even still famous? Fuck that guy. You're lucky anyone even still talks about you Dustin, or whatever your name is. 

Don't listen to them Britney, I bet that dress still fits you like a glove. Why not bring it over? I LOVE denim, I have some denim stuff too it'll be fun!

Silento May, or May Not be Dead

 I forgot I had this story for yesterday about the guy in the picture. I think his name is Silento? Cilatntro? Whatever his name is, I believe he's a rapper that was either killed, or killed somebody. Why don't you look it up. I don't really keep track of these stories too much anymore, because it's so hard to tell what's going on these days with rappers shooting at each other like those games at the carnival where you have to shoot out that little red star to win an Aerosmith mirror. Aren't those games a rip off?