Taylor Swift is Predictable

 All guys, gay or straight, know exactly what kind of woman Taylor Swift is just by looking at her. Trust me. Don't believe me? Take this picture and show it to any guy and just ask them, "Do you know what Taylor Swift is like" and they'll all instantly answer "yes". If you're a woman you won't understand this, but the men will. It won't be something they'll be able to explain to you and they wouldn't even if they could, it's just better to not have to argue with you about it

Kate Middleton is a Princess

 This is my occasional "I Think Kate Middleton is Really Sexy and I Don't Know Why" post.

BenLo Go Out

 Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck took their scowls to the Women in Hollywood dinner or whatever it's called. Here they are pictured looking for a waitress to yell at.

Amy and TJ Have a Podcast

 Two people you've never heard of, that worked as "reporters" for a network news program that you don't watch, had an affair while working together, got fired for it, and subsequently got divorced and are now in a relationship and have a podcast together. 

See, this passes as news in Britain because news "presenters" are really super famous over there for some really weird reason. Kind of like how it was in America in the 1960s and 1970s. Proving once again that it's still 1978 in the UK

I've been reading about these two on the " gigantic unnamed British website"  for what seems like at least a couple of years now and I have zero idea why anyone gives a shit.  Seriously, nobody cares. At all. Two attractive, middle-aged people hooked up together and got divorced, this isn't exactly a new thing you know.

Beyonce Goes Through Some Changes Too

Beyonce is so white now she just bought a Tesla and moved to Schaumburg
 

Naomi Campbell Changes

 They said this is Naomi Campbell but I don't believe them. This is Naomi Campbell, that doesn't even look like the same person. Why are they constantly pulling this switcheroo? Okay so the hair is different but if my girlfriend suddenly came home with different hair I'd still know who she was. Even if it was one of those rainbow fright wigs which I admit might actually be pretty hot

jennifer Lopez is Hot

 Jennifer Lopez got all padded up to play football in Beverly Hills yesterday. I'd say the footwear was a bad idea for football but I've seen girls run in high heels so I could be wrong. Remember the Lingerie Bowl? 

I didn't know she was pigeon toed, oh the things you learn.  

It was 65 degrees in Los Angeles yesterday, and yet here she is wearing a turtle neck a big heavy coat and knee high boots like she's jumping into a one horse open sleigh to go roast some chestnuts with Santa. This is all despite the fact that the woman immediately to the right of her (our left) is wearing only a t-shirt. One of them is nuts, can you guess which one I think it is