Jessica Simpson swears the girl in the middle is her. I swear. That woman is not Jessica Simpson. I ain't buying it. I purposely edited that picture so you could look left to right and imagine her going from her Happy Hippo phase, to her Not Her phase to her Sexy Vixen Period. I know people can look different as they gain or lose weight but that doesn't even look like the same human being. Her face shape is different, her eyes look different... everything about that person is different
Did Jessica Simpson slip up? Did she just prove to us that she's actually a shape shifting lizard person, which is what I've been saying for 20 years? I don't seem so crazy now do I
