Nicole Murphy is Sunny

Nicole Murphy went to lunch in a low cut sundress on Thursday. Ta-dah! Stuff that happened on Thursday is big, big news for a Saturday. She's very attractive but let's face it, I wouldn't know who she was if it weren't for the British tabloid press which, in it's current state, is like reading The National Enquirer during it's heyday. Or maybe even The Weekly World News. Who knows, maybe some day our friends across the pond will turn in their parachute pants and join us here in the 21st Century.

Louise Redknapp is Probably British

The big news of the day is Louise Redknapp in a body suit. I'm pretty sure she's British because the only people left on Earth that would still name their daughter Louise live in Britain. And man she sure looks British. What with those sad cartoon turtle eyes... I still think it's sort of weird how someone could be (apparently) so wildly famous in the UK and maybe 12 people here in the US know who they are. The UK is across an ocean, not across a galaxy. I don't get how that works. And by the way, this was all for some music video but I'm not linking the story and I only left the tab open so I'd know how to spell her name so if there was any other information available you're on your own.

Miley Cyrus is Blonde Again

A few years ago (months ago?) Miley Cyrus was running around every day with her tongue hanging out like a jackass that broke into Ol' Doc Henry's corn cider. Now she wants people to think she's Hannah Montana again, but I think she used up whatever goodwill was afforded her and I'm of the opinion that the sun is probably (mostly) setting on her career. You've peaked. You're 26 years old. Take your millions, buy a big house somewhere and enjoy life. Watch Judge Judy and go for long walks, maybe explore the world you've probably seen already but never actually experienced. Hey whatever, it's your life if you want to piss it away doing this garbage I can't stop you.

Happy Birthday Lady Gaga

It's Lady Gaga's birthday today. She's turning 33, and I used to tell girls my name was Ritchie Blackmore.

Hallie Scott Poses for Pictures

This is Eminem's daughter Hallie Scott. She posted this picture on her Instagram. There wasn't any other real story connected with this just her in a bikini. I just thought it would be ironic to maybe call her a "bitch" or a "ho" or maybe talk about sponging money off of her and maybe fucking her. You know, kind of like what rappers do.

Nicole Kidman is Mad

Nicole Kidman is upset how women are viewed when they're the main characters in action movies...

"A lot of times if you are going to be a female in an action film, they want you to look gorgeous, be bad-ass, be capable of firing guns and doing high kicks and still having lipstick and being svelte and being in a whole different class of action hero,” 

 Wow. Being skinny and wearing make up. That's a lot to live up to. Nicole Kidman has been a star for a long time but evidently she's never seen an action movie with a male in the lead. Imagine being a guy going to see an action movie where all of the male action stars are guys that are usually rippling with muscles, and retired billionaire scientists who somehow manage to fight all of their battles while wearing a tuxedo after having five or six martinis and driving a $250,000 sports car. Plus they have to be handsome and have a cutting edge wit that a person like Nicole Kidman couldn't even begin to fathom. Is she sure she's never seen any of these movies? She was even married to a guy that starred in a whole bunch of them. I don't know but... sure. It must be super hard to be a girl in an action movie instead of a guy that has to live up to all of those expectations. I know, I know, she has to try to gin up a bunch of controversy to get people talking about this piece of crap no one will see, so... why not make arguments that were stale 20 years ago? I guess I don't really blame her. We all do what we need to do.

Jennifer Lawrence is the Real Superhero

So this Jennifer Lawrence news apparently happened a month ago. But I guess her announcement to take a break from acting so she could save the world got drowned out by all the stories about her face and whoever she's dating now. I don't really know, I see stories about these people out wandering around and I think of 10 sentences to string together to try to entertain you apes, and then I move on with my life. I'm not stalking Jennifer Lawrence despite all evidence to the contrary.

 I obviously didn't watch the video because unless it's about chemtrails, big foot or female professional wrestlers I wouldn't sit through a 13 minute You Tube video if it was hosted by Jesus Christ himself. So if you're interested in what she has to say, why not get a little crazy and click the little play button yourself. For all I know she talks about donkey shows in Tijuana, which would interest me a lot more than anything Jennifer Lawrence has to say about politics or "saving democracy" At a minimum though I'll post something she said,  that was included at the original story from the garbage website I originally saw this at.

“I know it’s hard to talk about politics these days,” says Lawrence, who announced last year that she would take a temporary break from acting to focus on her advocacy. “But, look, the government is ours. We pay for it, so it needs to work for us, and right now, it doesn’t.”

It's hard to talk about politics these days because people like you never shut the fuck up about it. But you know what? Do your thing. I'm sure you think this'll add another dimension to your public persona and maybe people will think of you for being super smart and maybe you are, and maybe they will. I didn't even realize she was doing this and I'm on the news and celebrity websites all day long. Well most of the day. Okay I skim them in the morning, but you'd think there would've been more news about her taking a break from acting to fix politics, instead of her taking a break because she can't open a movie on her own.