Margot Robbie NUDE Like a Barbie

 This started out as a post about Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, but the source material very foolishly included a picture of Margot Robbie and nobody, and I mean no one, cares about Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez. I guess Margot is in the "Barbie" movie with Ben and I assume they mean the doll. Remember when I said no one cares about Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez? You can add the Barbie movie to that list too. Unless there's a lot of Margot Robbie running around naked and having sex with GI Joe or something then I might consider watching it. Before I go I'd just like to add, I love you Margot.

Maya Jama is at it Again

 Maya Jama got engaged to some guy - I assume - and she celebrated by dressing up like a late 80s/early 90s prostitute and going out to dinner without him. They called her 27 which is like me saying I'm a fighter pilot it might be true prove it isn't. . But as usual she's hot so she can say we should wipe out all the otters in the world and I wouldn't care.

The Grown Ups are in Charge?

 

Listen morons, if there's a nuclear apocalypse, it's far more likely I'M going to kill you and take your stuff.

 

I promise you, whether or not you manage to catch a bad cold... that will be the least of your worries.

Siannise Fudge is a Real Winner

Here's Siannise Fudge (?). I don't know if that's her real name or if she's a real person or a Willy Wonka character or what, but that's not what this is about. Usually I'd post a picture of a hot girl in a bikini, write a few stupid things than split. But this is more of a question. 

Why in a country like the UK, with such a small population, 68 million people, a little less than twice the population of California, why do they have so many good looking women there? And why are they all such horrible fame whores? Or do they only have 27 really good looking women there and they all wind up on various reality shows so it just looks like a lot. And all these women do is go in vacation and take pictures of themselves. It's really gross.

Here's her Instagram, that picture? It's a good one. She's basically a skeleton with a pretty face. It must be like sleeping next to a xylophone. She has 2 million Instagram followers so she must be famous for something but this is where my investigation ends. I scrolled through her Instagram and every single picture is of her. That's it. Just her or her fingernails.  There were three or four of her with her boyfriend and one with two other women but this whole Influencer thing is really horrible. What a bunch of hollow, empty people you people are. It's really, really  awful.

Britney Spears Gets New Shoes

 I had to whip something together because I'm running outside to shovel snow and seeing Britney Spears in what they called a slip dress (?) was just enough to help keep me warm for the task ahead. I'll get to more news later.  And thank God she finally bought some decent shoes. I'll be back in a while, and listen Brit, since you went to all that trouble you can keep it all on if you know what I'm saying (I mean while we have sex). 

By the way those were two individual pictures, I didn't capture them that way. I initially tried to piece them together but it started to feel creepy pretty fast so I stopped.

Joey King is not a Kid Anymore

 I wasn't going to write about Joey King because I thought she was 11 years old and the guy she was with in the picture (not pictured) on vacation was her dad. But then I saw the picture of her on the right (very much pictured) and it turns out she's not 11 but 22. The fact still remains that 10 years ago she was in grammar school and still playing with Barbies so while I'm sure she's very nice maybe she should stick to her actor friends or whatever other pervy weirdos she's hanging out with. Oh and in case you didn't know, she's won an Emmy for something, I'm sure it was for acting but who knows.

By the way I saw her boyfriend and if you could see him you'd say, "Yep. That guys an actor alright". Frankly if I was Joey I wouldn't have kids or anything with that guy because she's going to wake up 10 years from now and that guys going to finally admit something and it's not that he wants to become a welder I can pretty much guarantee that.

Alexandra Daddario is Ghostly

 

 

 

Alexandra Daddario was at a SAG Awards dinner - or at least her ghost was. Now they know all about her mysterious disappearance all those years ago on that foggy night while she was on her way home from that Oscars party at that speakeasy with that mysterious stranger in the old timey convertible with one of those horns that go "aaaaoooogah"