I thought I'd to to shift my focus to girls in bikinis today since writing about that is a lot more fun than all those other idiots. For instance, here's Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini picture she posted on Instagram. See? Isn't this better than reading about sad, has-beens like Rosanna Arquette and people from what are now cancelled TV shows whose names you won't remember a week from now? Well it is for me, and I'm the important one here. Unless of course you want this job in which case, here are the keys. We're ready when you are.
