Wednesday, August 14, 2019

Simon Cowell is a Rail. Of Cocaine

Simon Cowell lost 20 pounds and got new fake teeth. I assume people are being told this because America's Got Talent is coming back? I don't understand America's Got Talent, what happens to the people that win? I heard the losers are tossed into an industrial meat grinder backstage after they're judged but that could just be a rumor. Anyway, good job on your weight loss Simon, keep doing whatever it is you do.