Friday, August 2, 2019

The One Stooges

Pretentious weirdo Celine Dion got a new hair cut. I believe it's called "The Moe Howard". Harper's Bazaar published the pictures on their Instagram which I'm not linking. Shortly after this picture was taken, a pipe burst in the bathroom and when Celine offered to fix it,  all kinds of wacky hi-jinks ensued. Including but not limited to Celine accidentally stabbing the photographer in the butt with a pitchfork, one guy getting his head glued to the door, someone sitting on a thumb tack and various monkey wrenches being dropped on the photographer's assistant's head.