Tuesday, August 13, 2019

Jordyn Woods is Somebody

One of these women is Jordyn Woods. It doesn't matter which one, they're all interchangeable now, which is a good thing because, like I said, I have no idea which one it is. God how gross, can you imagine? You'd have to talk endlessly about how much money you make, which "club" has the best bottle service, and what options you'd like in your Land Rover. Thanks anyway I'd rather be fucking dead.