Tuesday, September 7, 2021

Go Get Her Boys


 Some woman that no one could name chugged two beers at the US Open and this apparently has everyone all worked up. Take my word for it. You don't want a girl like this. You don't want a girl like this any more than a woman would want a guy like this. This doesn't end well for anybody. She doesn't look particularly young either. She's probably pushing 30? That would be my guess. And if she's younger than that you can see why chugging beers isn't good for her. 

This is a learned thing that takes practice. You don't just chug beer like that because you decided you feel like it. Look, I'm here to help. Hey don't listen to me, you don't have to take my word for it. If you have to learn things the hard way, by all means, knock yourself out. If you feel like dragging a potentially urine covered,  breathing, 135 pound corpse home from the bar every weekend no one is stopping you. It's still a free country.