Kylie Jenner is pregnant. Frankly, I'm surprised she waited until she was 24. She definitely struck me as the "girl in high school that got pregnant" type. No word yet on which rapper is the father, if she even knows, or if he hasn't already been shot to death. It's more likely they know and I simply don't care enough to look. I can't wait to see all the $5000 baby shoes, and gold plated ride on electric-cars for kids stories, because you know those are coming. If I was a betting man I'd guess a ride on Humvee. What a human trash can.
