I've written a surprising number of stories about Lottie Moss even though I'm not 100% sure who she is. I think she's Kate Moss' sister from Australia? She looks different now though. She looks like she lost weight? Why would you get (sort of) famous for your looks, and then change the way you look? Why is her face so shiny? I don't know, I mean, it's fine with me I still like her and everything. Isn't that right Lottie? Uncle Bobby will make everything okay. Why don't we find a nice quiet place to have some drinks and we'll talk about it. Wear that dress.