Jessie James Decker says people are shaming her for her body which absolutely isn't happening. Oh sure there may be the odd wine mom that's already drunk at 11am that looks like they fell down a flight of stairs because they hate their kids and their husband who hasn't touched them in four years, but it's the internet. You're going to get those types of people on every post no matter what. She's just making that up so she has an excuse to post a picture of herself in a bikini on Instagram, as if she's somehow "fighting back". But in this case, we're all winners here.
This isn't my first day on the internet you know, I know what all these types of posts mean. You're not the first person to think of this Jessie. Listen, I'll pick up some Chinese food and a nice bottle of Scotch and we'll take some real pictures. That'll really hit your haters where it hurts.
