There was a story about "golf influencer" (???) Paige Spirinac and I pretended I give a shit for as long as I could, but I only read until I saw the words "golf influencer" like that's an actual thing. I believe that's a real thing like I believe the people that keep saying she's 30 years old like we all don't have eyes.
If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times. As long as you're over 30 no one cares. Seriously. You shouldn't start off our relationship with a lie Paige. It only goes downhill from there
