Joy Corrigan has Gas

 

This is how model Joy Corrigan wants us to think she puts gas in her car. I've been a licensed driver since I was 19 years old (don't ask). I've lived in the third largest city in the country for almost my entire life. My dad was a mechanic, and he let me help him put gas in our car when I was like eight years old. I have been to gas stations probably hundreds of times and never once - not one time -  have I ever seen anyone put gas in their car like this.

So when you guys read a story I wrote complaining that I have nothing to write about because I'm sick of looking at these simpletons, maybe have a little sympathy, okay?