Brad Pitt turns 60 next month and I'm not writing about this guy anymore. Now I know how women feel when they look at a picture of Elizabeth Hurley, or any other actress over 40 I guess. I like Brad Pitt he seems cool but there's only one rooster in this hen house and that's me. So Brad Pitt can go ride his motorcycle somewhere else. Asshole. From now on I'll just write about Paul Giamatti or Adam Driver or something since those guys are so fucking ugly
